1. Denial:
These things are tasty. I have a whole box. I can eat six or seven of these babies and no-one will be the wiser
2. Anger:
There is no way I have already eaten half a box. Someone else has been eating my chocolate.
3. Bargaining:
As soon as I finish this box, I will be done. It will be the start of my healthy lifestyle. Chocolate will be replaced by kale. Caramel by spinach. I should eat more to make this happen sooner.
4. Satisfaction:
Done with you! You no longer have control over me dastardly turtles. I ate you and all of your friends!
5. Depression:
I miss you guys.
6. Acceptance:
Money can be exchanged for goods! I will buy another box. Hooray!
