We moved last week. This has been a journey in self-discovery similar to what I imagine Anaïs Nin, Thoreau, Pi and Britney went through. The following are my revelations.
Things I’ve learned about myself while unpacking:
1. I am under the impression that chain belts are going to come back in style. Also shiny spandex running pants.
2. I had no idea whatsoever that the VHS tape might one day be obsolete
3. If you and I ever dated, I probably have a pair of your socks
4. I apparently thought that labelling computer disks was for suckers
5. I have enough slightly used hair products and gifts-with-purchase lipsticks to open a specialty store
6. I have an unconscious desire to start a business refurbishing old Bic pens
7. I will eat chocolate that is older than both of my children.
8. I have never worn anything I’ve bought at H&M
9. If we are friends, there is 67% chance that I have a signed and sealed birthday card for you that I forgot to mail
10. I have a tough time throwing things out
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