The Six Stages of A Box of Chocolate

1. Denial:

These things are tasty. I have a whole box. I can eat six or seven of these babies and no-one will be the wiser


2. Anger:

There is no way I have already eaten half a box. Someone else has been eating my chocolate.


3. Bargaining:

As soon as I finish this box, I will be done. It will be the start of my healthy lifestyle. Chocolate will be replaced by kale. Caramel by spinach. I should eat more to make this happen sooner.

4. Satisfaction:

Done with you! You no longer have control over me dastardly turtles. I ate you and all of your friends!


5. Depression:

I miss you guys.


6. Acceptance:

Money can be exchanged for goods! I will buy another box. Hooray!